At least someone in Colorado is learning something from their head coach.

Darren Rovell has never been more turned on.

"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery."

Just not into anchovies, never appealed to me. Or any type of fish in general, not sure why. Appreciate the information!

Also, I don't have red pepper flakes but I do have dried, crushed ghost pepper courtesy of my mother which will burn your balls off. Yay or nay?

Can you make a recommendation as to what I should use instead of anchovies? Or should I just not use anything to replace them and continue on with the sauce? I <3 foodspin.

The picture has parts of the dress that look white and gold due to the light, but the majority of the dress looks blue and black, and we are trying to understand the color of the actual dress. Goddamnit why am I even wasting my time with this shit? I'm going to go drink a beer and work on my dissertation. Cheers,…

Right, because of the reflection of the light, it LOOKS gold. In the picture. But the rest of the dress is black and blue, which leads one to conclude that it is black and blue. Photoshop can't tell us the actual color of the dress, but rather just what the picture it is analyzing looks like.

You're probably dying.

The lighting creates an illusion of gold at the very top of the dress, and a light blue/white for the "white" parts, leading people to believe it's white and gold (I saw it as white and gold a few times). In reality, it's clear that the dress is black and blue.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

Riverdale and Smyrna officials received a call from Sacramento Kings' owner Vivek Ranadive shortly thereafter. Said Ranadive, "I was intrigued by their unique style of play".

A load of excrement forced the closure of an interstate exit ramp in Indiana on Thursday.

A lot of people in Detroit are ripping the trade for whatever reason. Which is dumb, because this is a very good move by SVG. The more questionable move was to bring back the corpse of Tayshaun Prince, but I believe that is for cap space (although I'm at school and can't check his contract right now, so if I'm wrong,…

Come on, Magic. He's got a long way to go until he meets Kidd's domestic abuse numbers.

Couple typos to fix, just FYI: Kolkata (not Kalkata) Knight Riders, and it should be bhangra boys not "banghra boys".

Finally, a poster involving an FSU athlete that says something other than "WANTED."

Kanye tha God

You're right. We have to focus on the important things here.

I don't think you know what Social Anxiety Disorder is.