Is that Chauncey Billups next to him?

He was upset it wasn't a Holiday Shaqtus.

Jesus, Kobe, stop fucking trying to justify yourself.

"Old age/hater"

Are we sure @MyTweetsRealAF is not Kobe himself?

I'm crying from laughing so hard.

All of which is to say, in the immortal words of Tom Ley, the Pro Bowl can "eat my butt".

Not that the Pro Bowl matters...but DeAndre Levy was also a pretty damn big snub. He's 3rd in the NFL with 140 total tackles and leads the league with 109 solo stops. Also, Golden Tate probably deserved the nod over Calvin Johnson this year, which is saying something.

Is 1863 the year you were born, or...

I agree with you in theory, but remember that one player in the NBA also has a much bigger impact than in the NFL. The NBA draft is 2 rounds, so your chances of finding 1 or 2 guys who can significantly improve your franchise are much lower, which is why you want a better shot at those higher picks. While the better…

Always thought his favorite club would be Rangers.

I jumped on the Raptors bandwagon early on in the East this year (Pistons...welp :-/ ). Hoping for a GSW/TOR finals. That would be fun.

(I wasn't being serious, friend)

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Sure, purple may scream 90's, but nothing screams "don't take us seriously" more than being associated with Drake.

10 lords a-leaping is the clear #1.

Look, above your head! It's a joke!

No, just Doritos.

What other choice did he have? Clearly he can't shoot.

You're joking, right?