The Bucs have reportedly brought in Sepp Blatter as a consultant to oversee their "how to get away with Human Rights violations" process.

Why fight when you have so much in commonwealth?

A Michigan fan's wet dream.

And to think, people believed Manziel wouldn't fit in with the rest of the NFL.

Kieu: [makes deposit]

Can't skip class in a Doctoral program, friend.

How do you master the basting of your spatchcocked bird? Asking for a friend.

Follow @PFTCommenter on twitter if you don't already because there is some damn good photoshopping going on right now.

Dominic Raiola is the goddamned worst.

Ha!

It's all fun and games until he has to commit seppuku for missing a penalty shot.

Beautiful goal. Sidenote: Did you see the Marco Reus injury? Brutal tackle, and his ankle just snapped. I cringed, and now I feel sick for watching it. But like...you have to post it, right?

What the fuck, man

I figured as much, but I was curious as I hardly ever get the chance to read through these posts when they happen.

I remember that post. I had nightmares for a very long time.

If you were all stuck on an island together, who would do what and what does the hierarchy of survival look like?

Who's the most disgusting staff member and why?

Oh, same. Although it'd be strange being at Ford Field and not being able to see my beloved Lions playing there.

This is so good.

So, what do they do attendance-wise in these games?