I wore a Canadian tuxedo once back in like kindergarten, and it was - oh wait, you said most regrettable?

We've all been there, Tom. The girls in 4th grade LOVED it.

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Reports out of London are indicating that Jerry Jones was out with the players past curfew, as sources said they "spotted dick".

This is the worst thing to ever happen to the Steelers...and Bane blew up their stadium.

It becomes even funnier when you realize that on the next play, Gardner was tripped by his own running back on his dropback resulting in a loss of 5 yards or so.

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More like MaXXX, amirite

I'm confused I don't see Fernando Torres getting hit by anything in this video

Go Green

The "Urban Meyer Poops At Parties" sign makes me proud to be an MSU alumnus.

Having once eaten a McDonald's burger, I'm confident that I can cross about 83% of these animals off of the list.

"shits in the graves of his ancestors", or "pulls a Dan Snyder".

The quest of Kyle trying to find someone to go with is more exciting than the basketball game will be.

"Faulty material" is what's to blame for Dwyane Wade's knee injuries as well.

More like a fun machine.

It was a long way down from the woof of that stadium.

Is this a violation of the Flyers' Sexual Code of Conduct? Asking for my friend Darren.