+1 cold shower

Hell must be incredibly unfunny then.

Hand of God

Are we really that surprised? This is the network that brought us Two and a Half Men and The Big Bang Theory.

Sure she can pitch, but being a young woman I bet she can't even drive!

#MTBSW

Wut.

Give me a break. I'm trying to cut back on coffee. This is what you get now.

Hi datsthetruth,

You just don't work.

It's the first time a Minnesota DT has hit anything in the past 2 seasons.

Yes, we know this.

Yes but RIP means "rot in penises"

Because non-power 5 NCAA teams are doing so well.

RIP NCAA

Read carefully, friend.

Hah! I wish. Sadly, I'm just losing my mind in grad school.

Jason Whitlock?

The comment section of this (or any Washington Football Team article) should provide Mr. Magary with an insane amount of material for "Why Your Team Sucks: The Washington Football Team".

Phenomenal.