Fuck this guy

Hi jd85. Good to meet you. Might I ask how your day is going? In between the kicking of puppies, wiping-off of smiles, and hating the sunshine and rainbows, that is.

Pictured: Lebron takes photo with Erik Spoelstra.

"Hi, I'm Jake Plummer and I'd like a word with you"

Much like the Nets on the court, it's hard to tell which end is which.

We're a rare and stupidly loyal breed.

Leadership? Good coaching? Lineup rotations? Matchup problems? Offensive Gameplan? Defensive Gameplan? Accountability? Effort? All of the above? Take your pick, my friend.

You know, as a Pistons fan, when the Deandre dunk happened, I was actually glad Knight contested it. Last year's team rarely put forth any sort of effort and didn't seem to care (much like this year's team but shut the fuck up everyone), so it was a nice change of pace. That and the fact that Knight rotated over to…

This is the worst thing to happen to Texas since the last post.

Rick Barnes: "Justin, can I have my assistant get you anything?"

There would have to be a very slim Marcin of error to make this rule work.

If we construe the term athlete loosely, we can include baseball players as well.

I don't know. Most of them kill themselves instead of other people.

Florida is America's dick.

Do you hate fun?

Joke's on you, Garofalo. The 70% rise in streetcrime is actually in China, what with Sebastian Telfair playing there and all.

#ThankYouBasedGod

I think it's actually more "Doesn't understand what just happened".

"...and he doesn't wear pants! It makes no sense!"

reached an emotional climax as a witness recounted finding the track star kneeling over his girlfriend's body