Kane: "Ugh, we choked."

In the span of June to September last season, the Tampa Bay Times reports there were five 911 calls, a lawsuit, and possible eviction for Williams's house

You mean de Jong? (I'll show myself out)

Guess they had a little bit too much Wien

And don't forget Sabres hockey!

"Slave and Master" has a whole new (and literal) meaning now.

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Those field conditions are atrocious. What is this, FedEx field?

Probably one of, if not the most selfless player in the league right now.

Seems like a pretty routine celebration in an Italian amateur league to me.

Bosh is probably as close as it gets to being a perfect teammate.

I believe he learned this tactic of taping one's mouth shut from their basketball counterparts in North Korea. Of course, in North Korea, instead of "taping" it's "dismembering", and instead of "mouth shut" it's "in front of one's family and friends".

Looks like there's a high pressure situation in Roker's pants

What this athlete did with a flag pole to finish will shock you.

Wow. They're bearing everything on this cover.

His new look fits the region more too, what with his giant gullet and all.

How can we be sure this isn't the new Adidas design?

Make sure you get the whole quote next time