Update: The entire roster of the NFL's Houston Texans is also reportedly being investigated in connection to a letter jacket wearing scheme.

Yeah I guess. Idk I thought for having to stay as still as possible, he did an okay job. Good enough for the prank to be successful anyways.

You do realize it's impossible to stand PERFECTLY still though, right? Unless you're dead. But the fact that you have blood and oxygen flowing through your body makes it difficult to be perfectly still. To be able to stand upright, muscles in your body need to contract. Any slight change in the balance of one muscle…

I think you severely underestimate how difficult it is to stand perfectly still while you have to, you know, breathe. Not to mention breathe with all of that football equipment on. All things considered, I'd say the guy did a pretty good job. I guess when you pull a prank like this, you can pull off rigor mortis…

Fred Rosser wasn't black enough.

To scale height comparison Lionel Messi and normal man.

If you want a blueprint on how to not get far in life:

I fully expect KC to beat out Cleveland for 2nd place in the AL Central and a Wild-Card spot. I don't see them catching the Tigers, but I think the Indians are reeling and KC is hot at the right time.

I guess your sense of humor is a whole bunch of nothing as well.

And, in true Cavs fashion, he took home the talent in the last picture when the entire world expected him to take home one of the bridesmaids.

Rumor has it that Centurion put out a Riley Cooper theme song as well.

Yes but when her form for pitching a softball and Stafford's for throwing a football are identical...

Lorkowski plays first base and pitches for Grosse Pointe Woods-Shores Little League in Detroit. He's listed at a ridiculous 6 feet 2 inches and 200 pounds, or about Prince Fielder's birthweight.

As if the house weren't enough of a metaphor for Woods' career, it shot a triple bogey on the 16th hole.

This puts him at 3x the height of Trindon Holliday, if I'm not mistaken.

Rogue? He looks more like Jean Grey

What's your favorite type of cake? Be specific.

And here I thought, if the jersey names were based on BYU tradition, they would say "virginity", "polygamy", and "thereslifeoutsideofutah?"

What about when he was forced to wear "Honor"?

Aw, life must be tough having to be a troll on the internet. I'll give you Flint...fuck Flint, but Detroit has some great parts to it. You truly know nothing about it. Anyways, I digress. No point in arguing with closed-minded people. Have a good one!