lol well I really wasn't sure if you needed clarification, so I provided it nonetheless.

If that's your only point, then I don't think an argument from me is necessary. Yes J-Smoove is not a great shooter, and that is one reason I wish he didn't get the contract he did. However, he is an IMMENSE upgrade from our existing product, and this lineup is extraordinarily better than last year's lineup. These…

I like this offseason, because as a Pistons fan, our starting SF won't be KYLE FUCKING SINGLER

UPDATE: Police reported to be searching the bottom of a lake in Bristol for ESPN's ratings.

Chris Johnson, meet Ray-J.

I think this may have gone over your head...I was referencing the fact that Leyland is notorious for being the second coming of the Marlboro man...dude smokes like 18 packs a day.

And by that you mean the 60-70 year olds who moved there to retire, correct?

I think I speak for all Tigers fans when I say: "We're not worried."

Why is it that I get arrested when I throw my seed onto people?

Boston wins by default as it is not located in Florida.

Did they find anything at the bottom of the lake? A weapon? A bullet? ESPN's ratings?

Surprised not to see Jim Leyland on here. Then again, he's usually just blowing smoke.

David Price

How does this not warrant a photoshop contest? That's the world's best turtle, ever!!

When I saw the headline about "Sprint" and "Crashes", I thought it was referring to the commonly occurring phenomenon that reiterates the fact that I need to switch to Verizon.

You can always wipe a sticky booger. Always. It's not a super glue booger.

What a Shitjol situation for Albert.

Thank God we don't have to see Greg Oden in that outfit.

First time someone has left Austin with a loss in the last 2-3 years, right?

I love him.