I want to say it was Harvey’s in Starkville, MS, but it’s been so long that I think they’ve remodeled the whole damn thing, so who knows if they still have it.

Gesundheit.

When thinking on the legacy of LBJ, one has to consider his stance on the Civil Rights movement, the involvement in Vietnam, the Great Society, and Social Security.

Cooking protip: you can put egg whites in a ice cube tray and just freeze that shit. And then you take the egg yolks and make egg noodles for some beef stroganoff.

Oh Lord, Sailor Jerry. I start blacking out just from hearing the name.

As far as bottom-shelf whiskey goes, Old Crow ain’t bad. It ain’t good either, but you get what you paid for.

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

I hope you don’t drink hot toddys in the winter.

This is America. If it ain’t methanol, get out.

Yep, still a dive. I once quasi-tended bar at an Applebee’s (I wasn’t 21, so the managers had to pretend they didn’t notice me pouring), but that was years ago and the world of well liquor might have changed on me. However, GISing Rondiaz lets me know the more things change, the more things stay the same.

And you thought it was just bad beer that tasted like pennies.

Damn! Wouldn’t that bump it up from dive bar to watering hole, or do they still stock like Ambassador Vodka and Montezuma tequila in the well?

Campbell’s? Look at Mr. Moneybags here, using the brand name soup instead of Wow! Brand or Sam’s Choice.

Christ, I cannot begin to fathom the absolute horror of cleaning that bar gun.

I’ve had a really good Bloody Mary with beef consomme in it, some horseradish, the whole nine yards. I could never drink Bloody Marys again after that.

You fool! It’s a shot of vodka chased by a shot of Ragu!

Username checks out.

I will only drink gin if I want to be really grumpy all night.

Neither does Bloody Mary mix, but lo and behold.

Vodka Red Bull is correctly placed on this list, as it’s just old Four Loko without the overly sweetness.