Better than Comic Sans

Specifically and GLEEFULLY

Which he specifically admitted in the comments. 

I’m not gonna lie; mentioning the Cybertruck will get people to see and click this. It’s also the most well-known upcoming EV truck design out there. It’d be crazy not to mention it. Plus, it’s such a diametrically opposed design, it makes a great counterpoint to this one.

There was a time when I would cheerfully shit on the Kia Soul. Then I was t-boned by a lady driving an uninsured G-Wagon who blew through a stop sign while talking on her phone. My Saab survived the encounter, but the incident did nothing to improve the historic Swedish-German enmity.

Everyone involved in this has forgotten the golden rule: never tweet. 

Kia Souls are fucking great and if Americans weren’t insecure to the point of frantically committing suicide via autoerotic asphyxiation while furiously sobbing against the backdrop of “Proud To Be An American” played on endless repeat, they would be half the cars on the road. I’m prepared to die on this hill, fucking…

Did you read the article or just skip it to post that?

Lahmajun doesn’t make the cut?

It’ll never work.  Americans won’t buy cars from our former enemies.  That’s why you almost never see a German or a Japanese car on American roads.

Also, how dare they try to develop an advanced manufacturing economy without our permission.

Alternative headlines that did not make the cut because none of them were mine:

My story has nothing to do with movie theaters, but feels spiritually related.

If you’re over it from just reading about it, imagine how the women and POC that actually get overlooked feel about it. Representation matters. A child can still be expelled from a public school system by a committee of adults in multiple for having dreadlocks because “that kind of hair” doesn’t look professional.…

the problem is that what you call “the best” tend to only be people who went to the most expensive university, not who is actually the most talented. (since resumes don’t really show how good an applicant is, rather what their pedigree is.) diversity would be less of an issue if employers actually interviewed…

What makes you think that there’s a lack of qualified POC leadership? Why would they have to pass over a white dude to hire minorities?

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

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The Honda e isn’t selling well? I’m not really very surprised. Range seems to be the big factor when people are shopping for an electric car, and many just won’t consider an EV with poor range, regardless of what their daily driving habits are.