Cheers $kay! I'm not one to look a gift horse in the tits, but... I fear her nips have been nabbed by a ne'er-do-well photoshopper.

Plain. Plain plain plain plain plane.

Which Gucci song are you quoting up there? Was bumpin "Heavy" and "Everybody Know Me" this morning...

What about metal wheel covers?

That's fair. I definitely relate your point about wired controllers! I feel the same way about ANY of my battery-powered possessions. Especially the phone. It's the reason cordless drills and any number of rechargeables totally suck. The plugs can have all the ergonomics they want but it will still be lacking…

Yeah, dude. And that scene where he changes clothes? Totally unrealistic.

I sincerely hope UncleWalty is in the center of a multi-car pileup.

You can't go around calling an entire nation tasteless sheep while touting your multiple Audi ownership and call someone else pretentious.

This dude (UncleWalty) is the worst.

Corrections... "The Very Existence of These Ten Cars Troubles You Deeply"

Interestingly, Tosh turns 39 this year.

I think you stole that line.

Everything is borrowed ;)

Cool rumor.

Yeah, crept around online and couldn't really trace it to anyone. Listening to some Bill Hicks now though! haha

Comedian Bill Hicks once said, "Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy a jet ski, and you never see an unhappy person riding a jet ski." Mr. Hicks, and most of those who have copied his quote since, never saw someone ride Kawasaki's new 310-horsepower jet ski, the Ultra 310. The rider of this brutish machine may be…

Maserati needs all kinds of help with resale value... you can pick up just about any 7-year-old Mas' for under $40k

It's more like 3x.