Wait. People are listening to this season of Serial?

In all fairness, you wouldn’t be wrong; I can imagine a world where it meant twice a month.

I get paid weakly. Bi-weekly. (A magnet my mom had on our fridge 30 years ago)

As toolish as this is, I also feel weird about putting this up to make fun of. I’d rather ignore it. This isn’t Chet Haze. This is some guy whose learning disabled brother was railroaded and sent to life in prison. Maybe his rap is douchey and he’s a douche but I can’t necessarily make fun of the sentiment.

I have so much second hand embarrassment right now. Haven’t even clicked play.

Don’t: Use “Trim” in this context, ever again.

They’ve said this about books. They’ve said this about radio. They’ve said this about television. They’ve said this about every knew medium ever invented.

Blargh.

Dude did you even read the letter and Doug’s response before jumping to your own ill-conceived conclusion that anyone who poses this question really is just looking for an excuse to steal the car?

Because “single editorial vision” is a huge assfuck cop out. No writer here subscribes to the ideology of Phyllis Schlafly, or is secretly posting on MRA forums about how feminists are all worthless cunts. There are no articles about the evils of abortion or blaming rape victims for getting drunk and being…

because people here definitely have a tendency to twist words and interpret their meaning in the least charitable way possible.

I guess the problem people have here is the lack of internal logic to it all. Like, there has been such a long history of Jezebel authors being indignantly outraged because so-and-so made a comment about some woman’s body, and so there has been a huge culture against “body shaming” here... doubly so if has to do with…

Yea. Let’s all laugh at the brain damage he almost certainly suffered.

Yeah, this seems like pretty reasonable behavior. If you ignore the heated marble floors bit, this is almost a Celebrities: Just Like Us! Their Contractors Fuck Up Their Home Improvements Sometimes Too!

I feel like we’re making fun of her here, but guaranteed if a contractor screwed up your house requiring more than a couple hundred bucks worth of repairs, you’d sue them. It’s just how the construction industry works, it’s your only chance of getting it fixed.

Maybe I’m just too biased toward Bernie anyway, but to me this just makes the DNC and possibly Hillary Clinton look awful. I’d vote for Bernie just to fucking spite the DNC/Clinton, because this is shit.

Supposedly Bernies campaign reported issues months ago, and the DNC did nothing about it. I need to look more into this, because there seems to be problems on both sides (particularly the DNC, if it’s anything like Wasserman-Schultzs handling of everything), and it’s a tricky situation.

1) I’ll probably vote for Hillary Clinton for a number of reasons, even though I dig Bernie and what he’s doing for lefty politics.

I can, that’s true.

Writing articles about relationships that will "haunt you forever" and saying of a person's revelations "And then there are the things that make you shudder," you're not exactly encouraging people who are attracted to family members to talk about their feelings.