it's kind of the unwritten rule that you don't take other people's shoveled out spaces, right?

No. It ain't your space, you don't get to reserve it.

What kind of awful human being are you that you'd vandalize someone's property over a parking space? Grow the f*ck up.

I'm sorry, the PROSECUTORS are using the fact that THEY didn't serve the accusers with subpoenas as an excuse for why they didn't appear? Wow.

In her roast on Comedy Central, she and this other comedian kept making jokes at another comedian. I think she was on the Howard Stern show? Anyway, the woman who was on the Howard Stern show had been raped by her father when she was growing up. And they would not stop making fun of her for it. Awful, horrible things…

You can have my SLS when you pry it from my cold, Amurrican hands.

I agree there is no compelling reason to shower daily. I get that it dries your skin. I cannot fathom how it can harm your immune system unless you are showering in antibacterial soap or doing something very crazy. There is just no logic there.

I also hate tall cats.

so down to laugh at virtually anyone

I get that Joan Rivers made fun of people in a way some found amusing, but let's not forget that she was busy dog-whistling racism, transphobia, and homophobia (sometimes all three at once!) right up until her passing. She was a piece of crap, so I can't say I see much difference between her and Griffin, except that…

Tell me, logically, what they could've done to prevent more cars crashing. Please.

Ohio State's Noah Spence was banned from the Big 10 for life this year for testing positive for Ecstasy, which is considered a performance enhancing drug because nothing makes sense and I hate this world.

The tl;dr version - you're welcome. And btw, in five years, they'll probably come back and tell us the exact opposite of all this.

Cop might not have wanted to get cold and waste 20 mins on a $45 ticket. Stop being a lazy jerk.

I mean, I get what you're saying, but I've definitely had clear pee many a-time in my life. It being clear isn't really a selling point of difference in my mind.

I mean shit, it is or it isn't, right? Either it's biological fact that it is pee or it is biological fact that it isn't pee. Opinions don't really have anything to do with this.

So over the way this is being portrayed nationally.

A 99% consciousness rate and a single thrown beer can is a rager success.

I'm sad saying this, but holy cow...Bill Gates is old now :'(