Uh, yeah, I was there. It was one of the more shameful things you’ll see in the game

Some of your facts are not actually facts or are still in dispute. For starters, I literally just heard a report that Lochte was on his preplanned flight home, and did NOT change plans, although one of the other athletes did (I think after the judge ordered them detained).

Right. I’m def. the one coming off like an idiot here. OK, bro.

So, you’re a psychic who can tell those are wallets? Because those look like credentials to me. And one of the “watches” looks like a Fitbit or something.

Thank you, this has been my question. I see no motivation for them to make up this story. Even the people who say it’s fake don’t seem to have any reason why they would make it up.

This woman is an idiot. Sorry, I see a bunch of people defending this childish behavior, but it’s exactly that. I’m no fan of dress codes, but they are common and I see nothing wrong with being expected to look and act professionally even if the expectations aren’t all explicitly laid out. They likely don’t have a…

When this woman is inevitably fired for being an idiot, I am sure the internet will embrace her as a unique individual who simply wants to express herself.

Sounds like an employee who agreed to the ToS and is bitching because she isn’t getting her way. It doesn’t matter how stupid the rules are. Rules are rules and she agreed to every single one when she took the job.

About 99+44/100% of the time I would almost automatically take the ex-wife’s side. But with this lengthy history of lying to police, including about her children, and their daughter’s report that her mother has been physically abusive toward all family members... in this instance, she’s not credible to me.

remember when a volvo engineer said tesla wannabe autopilot was dangerous and people jumped on him? i do

HEY that originated with Michael Jordan and the Chicago Bulls. It’s a perfectly cromulent word.

I’m not defending the prosecutor, I swear, but I’m guessing that rape would have been difficult to prove. So it was either plea him to some other crime or risk him walking free.

People managed to go to live events for decades without phones. They’ll live.

Those of us trying to watch the show will not miss you, I can assure you of that. Catch the dvd and text your bae from the couch if you really need to.

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

Ah Victim Blaming.

Up with Freedom of Speech laws! Down with libel and slander laws! No consequences! Hooray! Everyone go be assholes because you’re free to say whatever you want!

My god... the ellipses...

Darker please! I saw some things ;p

“I’m worried about reliability, so I’d get a BMW instead.”