Just a friendly reminder that this insufferable dickhead makes $10,300,000 of tax payer money per year while a citizen in Alabama working for minimum wage for forty hours a week would have to work 683 years to make that amount. Fuck you, Nick Saban. 

So if I square to bunt, then pull the bat back and hit a screaming line drive barely foul, I’m out because no matter what happens after I square, it’s still a bunt? I don't think so.

Bill Welke referred you to the rulebook. The rulebook is correct, not the announcers.

joins Kobe, starts looking for his own shot WHAT A SURPRISE

[Alarm clock turns from 5:59 to 6:00 AM. “I Got You Babe” begins to play. A BENGALS FAN lies in bed and opens his eyes.]

That’s nothing - I’ll be working at my job until I’m at LEAST 65. And I don’t even like it! 

All right, kid, looks like you have to give the Baez ball back.

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

the ’Tics played smarter

I agree. At the last one I was at I yelled very loudly that we were just celebrating a meaningless distinction of a social construct.

Thaaat’s it. There’s the jinx I was looking for. Thank you, Barry.

This might be the most impressive hidden ball trick since Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

Let’s not forget the Miami Marlins forming a pitching staff of nothing but professional bowlers.

Now that’s some offensive rebounding!

Didn’t look unfriendly at all, in fact that would have be an absolutely perfect place to land (that green field would have been fine as well), not to mention an incredibly easy landing. As a pilot, you are blowing this wayyyy out of proportion. This is about as best case scenario as it gets for an engine out landing.

I’ve mentioned this solution before. It’s not perfect, but certainly a bazillion times better than status quo and fairly easy to implement. Set the standings for lotto purposes using the records from halfway into the season (after game 41) as opposed to final records. The truly terrible teams who need the draft stock…

Derek Jeter is setting a great example for the rest of Florida by attempting to purge the Marlins of every arm they’ve got.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Even Mike Pence had to sit down in the middle of that singing of the anthem.