Apropos of almost nothing here, I noticed tonight that Houston Astros can be rearranged as “Out soon: sharts.”

Lost in all of this is the fact that the Golden State Warriors once blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals, the championship series in American professional basketball.

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

Could have been worse- usually when a Colombian ends up 80 kilos short, his whole family gets murdered.

Fuck this shit.

It’s sad how numb we’ve become to these school shootings

A plastic bag of styrofoam cups is also Alex Smith’s new tibia.

It’s the second biggest country in the world by population, steeped in tradition and with wonderful culinary creations. What’s wrong with celebrating that?

Can someone help me understand who lives at the intersection of “Equinox member” and “person who would want to boycott Trump”?

FIFY

Bro do you even know what it’s like here in the grays? Don’t stand on your black pedestal and say you’re the same as me. Don’t run a comment system of injustice and tell me to be mad at celebrities. You don’t know our pain, and I’m sure you don’t care to, oblivious to what it’s like, to how I feel.

My 12-year-old son is on a rec basketball team. During practice, they do free throws and layups and run through ball-handling and passing drills. And the second practice is over, they all run to the area between the three-point line and the half court line and launch shot after shot after shot. I’ve never seen any of…

“Now I am become Ellen, destroyer of mentions.”

I don’t really follow tennis, but I enjoy these clips because I like to pretend the players are tiny little athletes playing on a normal-sized ping pong table.

My boss at DQ asked if his 15-year-old girlfriend and her mother could move into my Ocenaside, CA apartment (already six in a 2-BR) because they got evicted. I said I had to use the bathroom, got my bike and rode home mid-shift.

Jesus. It really isn’t that hard to follow.

Serena Williams has faced gender and race bias continually throughout her career. This incident, excluding the racist cartoon that was published afterwards, doesn’t appear to have been an example of that. Rather, it was an example of an athlete who doesn’t like to lose reacting poorly to a loss and the fans who love…

Marky Mark left in the 7th.

After that collision Phillips may be a flathead.