I assume at least 3 of them will end up on the Supreme Court.

Does the license plate say “FRESH”? Are there dice in the mirror?

There is a greater darkness than the one we fight. It is the darkness of the soul that has lost its way. The war we fight is not against powers and principalities, it is against chaos and despair. Greater than the death of flesh is the death of hope. The death of dreams. Against this peril we can never surrender. The…

Can it cancel The Tonight Show after testing positive for Fallon?

I’ve got to be honest, I feel like the major problem here is actually the copyright claim - we’ve hit the point where even investigative journalism (which is basically what this is) is easily wiped away by copyright. The DMCA and other related laws have so much to answer for it defies belief, along with the companies…

Khrystyne Haje, man. I blame my lifelong thing for redheads on her. I was only 14-19 when the show was on the air, so the show caught me at exactly the right time.

Dear Mr. President,

Your “point” is like accusing a hostage of “participating” in a hostage situation.  There’s no other game in town, and no other way to survive in this society. The fact that the system of Capitalism makes us all complicit in its inherent inequality is not an argument in its favor. Quite the opposite, actually.

It’s spelled “Satreday.”

Pow-Pow-Power Wheels!

I’m guessing because she wants to see change happen at the company and be part of making it a better place for everyone to work. 

I would think that you, a non-doctor who plays a doctor on the internet, should understand.

“Jennifer Aniston, Kathryn Hahn, Gabrielle Union, Alison Tolman, and Ann Dowd star in this live re-creation of The Facts Of Life. Dowd will reprise the role of Mrs. Garrett in the live performance of Diff’rent Strokes alongside John Lithgow, Kevin Hart, and Damon Wayons.”

honestly, i try to be cynical but this story touches me every year, especially now that the husband is dead. probably gonna be a terrible movie, though.

Or Dead by Dragonball

So now we know that it doesn't matter if cows are slaughtered or they escape; either way, they have a good chance of becoming sliders. 

Wait, what happened on True Lies?!

(Googles)

Ah...ahhhh fuck. God damn it.

“She also recalls that, for Spider-Man, a producer took her to the dentist without her consent in order to fix her teeth. He drove her there without telling her what was going on, and she realized what was happening when they arrived.”

What, and it’s impossible to stress this enough, the fuck.

I feel like your replies aren't appreciating your pirate joke.

Don't worry, folks. There's a good chance Barsanti's take on this is just as wrong as his take on, well, everything.