This is doubly weird for me, since I’ve always referred to 9/11 as the wardrobe malfunction of America’s foreign policy.

It’s raining, it’s pouring

Oh look it’s DRM punishing legit consumers again.

It makes sense. He's been talking about Quack science since the first movie. 

Man, I wonder how she met her kids’ father. Was it at a bar? In a club? Outside a Starbucks? At work? At church? Mosque? At Neil Patrick Harris’ HIMYM wrap party? At a neoliberal feminist anti-mask rally?

I ate a Papa John’s pizza and Schnattered all over myself. 

But wait, you haven’t heard the best part. The mom is played by—get this—Tyler Perry!

It took me several reads to realize Sherman falls for Will’s mom.

Looking forward to Fox News embracing a member of NWA.

Don’t worry.  I suspect that the story will change several more times.

That’s a wussy way to do it, real men chew ‘em up and spit ‘em out!

Yeah pretty damning when the statement your lawyers decide to release is “Our client did not know how to do their job responsibly”

And for that statement alone, she should never again be employed as a firearms expert. Because it was her goddamn job to know, and someone was killed as a result.

Deadline’s story says Flatiron Books won the rights “with a deal in the mid-seven figure range”

We live in hell

Buzz Lightyear of Star Command was a perfectly fun show and a perfectly good premise for a perfectly good movie.

I get what you’re saying. Remakes and every Marvel/Star Wars thing just keep sucking up talent, meaning there’s less to go around for new stuff.

Live action “X” isn’t for the fans. It’s because adults in the west are more likely to watch something that isn’t animation.

Or to translate from corporate bullshit...

I’ve read that Baldwin made sure there were no children nearby any time he had to handle a gun.