Looks like Le'Veon got his...

It's cool and all, don't get me wrong, but my favorite UNC-related vegetable still has to be Dean Smith.

An old friend of mine adheres to few rules in life, but one he always sticks by is starting every trip with a shot of Kentucky Gentlemen... because whatever happens after that, it won't be as bad as what you just did.

[buys decal of Steve Weathercalvin peeing]

All of the kids over at Sisyphus High must be so proud of Stewart.

...so if you punch them, they will light your brother's face on fire. I have seen this happen, and more than once.

And not just fighter ego, but I would add the egos of trainers and promoters as well. Though, to be fair, with promoters greed plays a larger part in putting some of these "fighters" up to be slaughtered to pad another fighter's record. But I think that you pose an interesting theory here that I've honestly not given…

Yes, exactly. You could make all the rule changes suggested above (which all make sense) and while it would be an improvement, the same culture that makes a boxer not quit when his hand is broken would make that boxer be disinclined to tell his trainer or the referee that his hand was broken, if it meant losing a…

Great insight, thanks for taking the time to explain your rebuttals.

When asked why he would attempt diving down to the horrifying, murky depths beyond which there is nothing but sadness, he said, "It may not make sense, but it's my passion. Still, even I have to admit that clicking the 'additional replies' button isn't for everyone."

Diver: [goes in]

YEAH SANJEETS, YEAH SANJEETS

Wallace: [receives technical foul for hanging on rim]

Nah, you just hang around 100% shitty people and it skews your assumptions about what a "true fight fan" is.

What you should do is murder everyone you know and then yourself and I think it'll give you a bit more perspective

This came up on Grantland and now it has spread to Deadspin. I think it's time for an intervention. Let's be clear about this so that there is absolutely no confusion:

No amount of aesthetically pleasing play by talented basketball players wearing Dook University uniforms will EVER necessitate anyone liking Dook…

If this is true, then Johnson will make his triumphant return in the 4th quarter and lead Winston-Salem on a 60 play, 1200 yard drive to win the game as time expires.

"Our starting quarterback, Rudy Johnson, was beaten up...and he didn't beat himself up."

Please no. They are so bad that they will skew league-wide numbers and scare off other coaches from trying this.

it's always 1986 again whenever we start talking about Len Bias