The Cobra Kai would be fucking disgusted by this

*The collective hoard of fantasy football players get brain aneurysms when faced with naming their team after Dwayne Bowe smoking weed or Trent Richardson fucking a gaggle of women on film*

I'm going to assume "Concord 11s" are the style of plaid shorts the fat white guy is wearing?

What is it called again? Beer pong? Alright cool. 70 large straight up best out of 3?

Well the color scheme on that sign makes it pretty obvious where it was borrowed from

Mike Tyson punching people outside the ring is fucking outstanding. It's a "what if" scenario come to life and I can't get enough of these stories. It's like if Daniel Radcliffe cast a spell on someone that pissed him off

He looks exactly like someone Coach K would recruit

Everything about this is pretty fucking cool. They're engaged with something they like in old age, they're trying new things, and unlike most old people, they don't look like they dressed themselves out of an old Victorian trunk.

They still have the Tigers- Red Sox box score on their home page? What kind of masochists are these forgotten people?

Excited to see the Washington Redskin Potato standing proud with this bunch

The "Malcolm in the Middle" theme song started automatically playing in my head as the ref got hit

This is much more hypnotizing than that god damned drill .gif

If it's any consolation, Steve probably isn't doing great either

Hacking his GPS so he got stuck in the mud in the middle of the forest sounds like something that would happen in a present day Matt Christopher novel

Steve Stamkos, suffering from crippling body image issues, tries to self administer a new buttcrack

idrd 1994 @idrd1994:

Wolfman is such a perfect nickname. Every time I hear it my mind immediately pictures a fat old man drinking light beer in a Tommy Bahama shirt.

I'm not sure how I feel about parents suiting up their 5 year olds like Cam Newton

*Hires professional bodypaint artist to make naked body look like a grey pleather Dodge Caravan seat*

Really hoping Peyton's ankles can hold up a few more weeks. I desperately need to watch that bandwagon flip over in the playoffs again.