Twitter is only an avenue for the President to post threats against the American people......not for people to post threats against the President....... got it.

Long-time bard, first time caller. This is how we’ve imagined ourselves in our heads for years.

His appearance changed everything for tabletop RPG lovers. The greatest bard... ever. :p

if the next few movies do happen, the Doof Warrior—the majestic, flaming-guitar-playing musician of Immortan Joe’s army in Fury Road—will be back!

Wow. A new miniature board game that isn’t on kickstarter... is that allowed nowadays?

Baby groot and number of kitschy little easter eggs after the completion of the movie are “jump the shark” level offenses?

Spoilers... It’s a space shark, but that’s why it’ll be great...

Actually I think this is the moment they officially jumped the shark, and it’s been a glorious ride ever since...

Yeah, okay. I can see that. As an ensemble movie, though, I can’t see how it could take over the whole movie, especially since it is introducing new characters and team members to the movie. I’m expecting Baby Groot to have a few standout moments with Rocket and the rest of the team. Gunn and Marvel have given us…

Nah. It’s not going to be silliness that screws up Marvel’s track record. Silly is good. GotG is a shining example of what’s right within the MCU.

Ant-Man is gonna bomb ANY SECOND now. Just watch!

Man, I do not get the hate for Baby Groot. What’s your main issue with him? For me, Rocket, then Groot, were the standout team in the first Guardians. It just looks like they are flipping the script and putting Groot first and Rocket second in this one. Not trying to start anything, just legit curious.

But if we keep saying it about every MCU entry (ironically since the first Guardians) eventually we can be right and pretend to know what we’re talking about.

*fan girls too :)

A more precise translation from the poster:

We have Trump because America has a bunch of racist assholes who are willing to screw themselves over economically just to fuck over people of color? Yeah, that sounds right.

So in this case, the studio was right?

That ending would not make sense at all. How would the xenomorph have the ability to mimic so well? It showed no chameleon like tendencies earlier in the movie.

When I went to see Life O Brian, there was a gang of duds with signs that said, “God doesn’t want you to see this movie.” I got into it with them; my brother dragged me away before it got uglier.