If any comment on this whole article deserved to be double-posted, it was yours. The Paleo diet is so fucking stupid, Scientific American called it "horseshit." Like, come on.

PALEOSHARTS.

My child shall only feed on pure energy.

Parents need to realize that your child being different isnt the worst thing in the world. My wife is a Special Education teacher and deals with autistic students all day, some of which very severe.

No water for anyone!

Chemicals...

I am honestly so fucking sick of everyone acting like Autism is the ultimate evil. It is a (usually) fairly mild neurodevelopmental disorder. I realize that it isnt always easy, but that doesnt mean that people within the autism spectrem arent still people and are plenty able to go living happy, functional lives. It…

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Natural is a made up marketing term. Nothing and everything is natural depending on how you view it.

Technically "natural" just means it came from planet earth.

"If dealerships are taken out of the equation, Obama will steal your 1995-model desktop PC, and no amount of pursuing checkmark boxes will be able to stop him! IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!"

Occam's Razor. Someone wrote a bot that uploads tiny, randomly generated (within the confines of obvious parameters) videos and the internet wonders what the hell is going on. Nothing is going on, it's there because it can be.

I guarantee you that it's YouTube fighting back. Learning how to speak, gaining sentience. The hubris of man, thinking we could control it.

Every time I hear those songs, I wonder why Peter Cetera needed the money so badly.

super why is bad. but its not Caillou bad.