Either of them would be a great candidate who I’ll happily vote for.

Ah, there’s nothing quite like the utter ignorance of the clueless rich kid...

I had no opinion of her before but after spending 10-15 minutes on her blog I now think she could vie for the title of Worst Celebrity Offspring, and lord knows it's tough competition.

You know, those spicy Latinas! You can’t leave them around your husband unless you want her to seduce him with her voodoo hips and flaming tamale lips.

Ok obviously sexting the boss was entirely inappropriate, but calling your husband a LEGEND because he recorded the firing of her? And then listening to it with all of your girlfriends? That’s kind of just immature and cruel and unnecessary, grow up, you fired her and ended the situation, the humiliation isn't really…

Now at this point in Kyle’s story, the part of me who is the teenager who came of age in Brooklyn started bubbling up– and my hands started itching to take my earrings out and hold them while I got CRAZY.

I thought the comment was perfect. He’s responding to the fact the people question the necessity of the procedure. Nobody makes that comment when there’s news a hand or face transplant.

Thank you so much for saying this! I’m 60 and I don’t dye my hair or try to look young, because WHY???!!! I haven’t died yet and that’s a bad thing? Best way to fight fear of aging is to fight the message that a woman is only valuable when she’s young.

Love your advice and your screen name. AND I also echo Emma Goldigger — thank you for sharing! I’m so glad you’re here! Mazel tov and may all good things come to you!

Congratulations !

Thumbs up to that - and to your having recovered twice!

This is a beautiful comment! Mazel tov on beating cancer!!!

Chrissy Teigen is only a supermodel on Jezebel.

Totally agree and I am so very sorry to hear about your medical issues. May I give you a big hug?

I am so fucking done. Fuck these assholes. Strap them on a fucking rocket and fire it into the fucking sun. There is nothing redeemable left.

(I’ve just had the month from hell, including a week long hospital stay for pneumonia, and I still can’t breathe right, and I’m probably going to be diagnosed with something…

Yep. “I haven’t had carbs in five years. I’m miserable! Why the hell aren’t you miserable? You should be miserable too!”

Right? I tend to think people like that are just pissed because they spend their entire lives keeping that last twenty pounds off and beautiful women like Ashley are comfortable and perfect and might I say FUCKING GORGEOUS without that sort of effort.

Or as much as they hate themselves...

Man... she dislikes fat people so much, even her cigarettes are slim!

Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.