If we don’t stand up for children, then we don’t stand for much.
— Marian Wright Edelman

Burn the Brahs! Or is that Bern... I’ve confused myself.

I think this is an awesome idea. It’s been hard keeping close friendships after staying in a city I’m not originally from but went to grad school in when literally all my classmates moved away. Plus I love that it’s tech designed by women for women, and not in order to discuss or find men. Genius!!!

I would like to suggest a show consisting entirely of the scene with Jake and Olivia on the beach when they ran away together. With the camera angle panning much, much lower. And different actresses. Such as myself.

Not only the plaid pants, but a mini-Olivia Pope coat! The game is strong with that little one.

You, madam, are an inspiration. Had thoughts of cleaning the house but husband is away, don’t have kids, and tired af. Chinese and wine and TV for all!!!

PLEASE may we have a Dirt Bag based entirely on the exploits of Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman??

http://www.amazon.com/kudos-100-calo…

Kudos to him for realizing how casually damaging his former statement was and for so wholeheartedly acknowledging Ava DuVernay’s awesomeness.

I think this clinches it - my New Years plans just got changed to finishing cheap pink bubbly wine by 10pm, saying a pre-emptive “rabbit rabbit” and going to bed. I have to listen to enough gabbling baboons at work.

A “banana bag” is a saline bag with magnesium we give drunks in the ED so they won’t have seizures. Other people who are dehydrated also do well with it, as do people who need to believe they are getting “something special.” Rehydration by any name would feel as sweet.

They lied. I 100% promise you that is not a thing.

Can we get a measurement system that is based on: do not hit my cervix. Because REALLY, do not hit my cervix.

I am against this as I don’t believe in the death penalty as a whole, given how abominable our justice system is in fairly adjudicating who is guilty.

I hope that (A) this practice is stopped but before it is, that (B) Illinois uses it to sue all their corrupt politicians now in jail for 1 grillion dollars.

Michael Brown = hulking terrifying beast-man

I am so happy Selena has grown into her face and hair and general sultry gorgeousness. So red, so sparkly, love love love and want!

Let’s start an online petition!

There are a lot more bacteria in the oral cavity than on the penis. Although as a vagina-owner, chock full of lovely bacteria, I don’t mean to disparage the microbes.