Wow, from these thumbnails, I definitely think that Xbox One version might possibly be a game that could look like the PC version under certain circumstances with specific settings turned off and on!

"Anymore"?

Such bullshit. And nearly identical to a problem I'm having at my job, where I maintain that I'm the Assistant Manager, but the grumpy old boss insists that I'm actually someone he's never seen before, and security insists that I leave the premises of Sam's Club immediately.

The first thing this concept video for a fully interactive tabletop Pizza Hut touch ordering system gets wrong is imagining a future where people still dine in at Pizza Hut.

This isn't news. Evergreen does this year after year.

WHAT THE FUCK LUKE!? Get this gif OFF the front page. I understand that Kotaku has made it common practice to have them on the front page, but this is just a fucking troll for anyone with eyes.

Followed shortly by the worst attempt at finding a better replay angle of all time.

Most people lay their head down on a pillow and dream of someday being an Olympian. Olympians lay their head down and dream of someday having a pillow.

I think Felicia Day deserves more from Kotaku, like covering her contributions to video games rather than fashion choices like her hairstyles.

1) I don't think 'creative' means what you think it means.

C'mon! He's the glue that holds the band together!

After reading this I think I have found my new gyro. Thanks!

Tommy Smith: Mike, we're going to have to fire your ass...

They probably shouldn't have taken that support beam out of the house to build the zamboni.

You mean the play in which the ball was clearly batted out of Rodgers hand before he started his forward throwing motion which was then recovered by Green Bay after a Chicago player had the ball in his hands but didn't pick up the ball, and where there was no whistle blown and then finally a Packer player picked up…

SHIELDS: You okay, man?

I didn't realize the Zelda 3DS I bought for my son didn't have Zelda already installed, the way the Fire Emblem 3DS did for its bundled game. I opened it, charged it, and downloaded the system update before wrapping it, but didn't see the download code. And on Christmas it was a pretty gold trinket, because the one…

"A season-saver? "Carolina came into its game against the Saints with a 10-4 record.

As opposed to your existential money, which is all disoriented and confused in the face of an apparently meaningless or absurd world?