Eli: (sends picture)

*receives a free pitchfork*

Yea - but then they won't be the first to open the box! It's just not the same, man. Not. The. Same.

found it

The Redskins organization has taken the whole vampire aesthetic one step further by not showing up in the day and sucking at night

I think there are a good handful of games that you would probably like on the 3DS that aren't all too demanding of your time. Depending on the game, the novelty of the 3D effect may or may not wear off. While there isn't much of a shortage on RPG games that are impressively long for a handheld game, there are a good…

Well, time is always a problem so I can't say that you're going to have time to play it, but the 3DS have some great games that are not RPG like Kid Icarus Uprising, Donkey Kong Country Returns, Resident Evil Revelations (you can get this on the 360 too), Mario Kart 7, Monster Hunter 3U (this game demands a lot of…

I think 3DS XL would be a great purchase for you if you feel you are missing out on Nintendo titles but don't want to splurge on an expensive Wii U purchase. I play handhelds quite often in living room, bedroom, etc and you shouldn't worry if you don't commute or anything. I just treat it like a handy home console…

Don't buy it for the 3D. If you only intend to play one game on it then you may as well wait for a 2DS bundle and take less of a hit.

I hope they clear this kid's name Oral B at risk of losing his scholarship.

Now, this is an absurdity, and must've been even in its day. Who the hell leads the league in both interceptions and passing yards during his career?

Well, how would you like it if a buncha drunk Llamas kidnapped you from your bed and take you on a tour in the city?

Hey guys, you might want to check your site settings. I tried logging on at work using Chrome, privately of course, and your first paragraph looks very odd:

For me the part that gave me goosebumps was when the song "Compass" played.

uhm didn't they just use two pictures they took in the same place at the same time and just photoshopped it together? Not sure why they're looking at the ground though.

I mean it seems to be from the same building (at least the railing seems to be the same?) and has similar light conditions, except one photo was taken…

BREAKING: Piece of shit steals money from bigger piece of shit.

I wouldn't worry too much about Freeman reaching stage 2 of the drug program, as that would require showing progress.

All the idiot needed to do was change one word:

Pro Tip: If you're older than 21, choke down your contemptuous knee-jerk reaction long enough to watch the video. You'll see the democratization of film in action. With some very interesting experiments in short-form narrative.

And if you miss the rush of dopamine you get from acting like an elitist jag-off, you…