If Vic Lombardi had n e thing in him, he'd be a winner.

Pictured: Shield, Shield, Shield.

And the bait is set, good old Kotaku integrity here...

You made me watch a 7 minute video. At what point did he melt down? Only an idiot would sign something without reading it live on tv. Please change the title of this post to "Click if you have 7 minutes to waste. Love, Deadspin."

Weird contrast between the fourth answer and first question, no?

Fly: [smashes into Pierzynski's helmet]

JUSTICE LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS 101

Say goodbye to getting half-price Microsoft Points because people absolutely can't stand simple math and having pennies left in their account they can't spend. :/

Things got awkward when, out of habit, Ford lit a lighter beneath the spoon.

It's the PS4, not Gawker. Sharing videos will be perfectly sufficient.

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]

Gregg Easterbrook: [types "For a good 'meme', Major League Baseball should look no further than one Alexander Emmanuel Rodriguez. His use of steroids in furtherance of his own career at the expense of the innocence of the game screams "Me! Me!" more than any Photoshop dalliance ever could!" into…

The televisions will show an endless loop of all of Oregon's national championships and big bowl wins.

Kevin Garnett: You're a fucking cancer!

If you watch the Mario & Luigi: Dream Team trailer really closely, you can kinda see it.

They're so adorable after they hatch.

ironic he has to deny abortions through messages that are forced to be cut short.

It's difficult to divorce your feelings from the situation after spending months/years listening, reading and watching Ryan Davis being candid about games and life in general. He may not have been a personal friend you knew in real life, but it still felt that way.

Confirmed: HL3 will be a Sega Saturn timed exclusive.