Because they can just pull thousands of consoles out of their @$$.

What I find baffling that people still expect the whole world to have the same cultural sensitivities in relation to world war 2 as the western world has.

Ferrets are awesome!

Your rage fuels me Kotaku, please let me drink your social justice tears. I want your tears inside of me.

He called the only woman in his life.

I hate you I laughed so hard.

Thanks for poisoning the well!

“The game is bigger than you. Behave,”

Bought one for my son when he was 4. He’s six now and has dropped it probably a thousand times. The thing is indestructible. Probably the best purchase I’ve ever made for him.

Reminds me of the amazing Senpai Club

Hence why it’s obligatory, so now we’ve met the quota and hopefully no one else will do it.

Missed the obvious troll:

Its always the victims fault when its a black assailant. You people are fucking autistic animals.

All together now!

Poe’s Law.

Why would Nintendo need to make new versions of the one with interchangeable faceplates?? They just make new faceplates. o_____o

THIS WAS SUCH A GREAT TOUCH IN-GAME AS A FAN OF THE NOVELS!

Okay so in the books’ lore, there are two types of animals that can detect and utilize magic:

1) Dragons, whom essentially consume magic autonomously, which has the effect of making them biologically immortal.

2) Cats. According to the books, cats are known…

Witcher 3, Mystery of Mysteries:

“ An ace pitcher moves to a new town and finds a catcher who is good enough to handle his heat.”