I think nowadays fewer women are ashamed or embarrassed by menstruation as they are just having some fun with a rather shitty time of the month. “I’ve fallen to the Communists” is far more punchy and fun than, “I’m menstruating.”

Okay, I do this because euphemisms for periods are hilarious. I’m not embarrassed.

I cannot stand it when a man gets embarrassed to pick up tampons at the store.

One of my finest moments late in Junior high was a boy on the bus asking me why I was so bitchy looking, and my response of “My uterus is sloughing off superfluous tissue, and if hurts.”

“the English have landed”

Female co worker was telling a story earlier and said she wasn’t feeling well this past weekend “because of the moon.”

“the English have landed”

You can pry “The Communists are in the funhouse” from my cold dead hands

only because my dude and I think Shark Week is fucking hilarious.

Those people he killed were parents of kids as well so he actually left several children motherless and/or fatherless.

“They do millions of abortions - that’s all I know,” he said.

So are the GOP and religious leaders that put those thoughts in his head.

This man is scary. He has no remorse for the lives he ended and the damage he caused. He is a terrorist.

Deranged murderer. Honestly he could be a reason the NRA and the GOP do not want gun control. Unconsciously they want people like him to act out their terrorist rhetoric for them

How? No one he killed was there for an abortion.

So I went on one of the Harry Potter rides shortly after it first opened a couple of years ago. It got stuck halfway through, and we wound up with our asses stuck in the air for 10 minutes while they turned on the lights (which kind of ruined the whole effect) and told us to please be patient.

It’s definitely a consideration in Roller Coaster Tycoon... You have to balance an appropriate number of restrooms, first aid stations, benches, and handymen at ride exits to prevent your paths from becoming disgusting.

I am a roller coaster fan but this one almost made me toss my cookies too. I stayed off rides the rest of the day and had a headache too. Really though, any of these that put you in a seat and shake you around a room while they blow air in your face, get you THISCLOSE to a dragon or whatever, and basically fuck with…

I’ve gotten stuck on this ride at the Orlando location, Nothing like having a dementor in your face while having your body just dangle for 10mins. THANKS HARRY.

Don’t get me wrong, I love celebrity gossip but I’m sick of teenagers being shoved down my fucking throat simply because they have pretty and famous DNA. It’s not good for them and it sure as hell is not good for us and I’m just sad to see it on Jez.