My mom was a server at a Marie Calendar’s in the San Fernando Valley. She had what seemed like a lot of celebrity regulars.

Let’s all make a promise that when/if we become famous, we will all be Kevin Smith Famous.

I would have thought Colonel Sanders would be a breast man.

Well shit, had I known you could use stories about people being nice...

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Nice that these are for the most part positive stories of celebrities who haven’t let their fame turn them into entitled assholes. The Kevin Smith one in particular was awesome. (and poor Salman Rushdie! I both laughed and felt bad for laughing.)

Not directly related, but I always found interesting how Colonel Sanders (or “Uncle Kentucky” as he’s known in Japan) is viewed in Japan.

My favorite anecdote is how celebrating Hanshin Tigers Baseball fans threw a local Colonel Sanders prop into a river after winning the Japan Series title in 1985... prompting a…

So no one can ever complain about undesirable consequences inherent in overall positive choices?

DAMMIT... I don’t wanna defend Kim Kardashian. Ugh. She sickens me in so, so many ways. But I’m going to, because this is not one of them.

I feel really badly for Kim in this instance, and I like that she’s saying, “hey, this isn’t fucking magical. It hurts and I feel fat and awful and have to pee all the time.” On top of that she’s got health issues that I’m sure add a great deal of anxiety on top of normal pregnancy worries. Not fun.

Not that it’s up…

She actually isn’t begging our pardon. She said she doesn’t feel good about her body right now. That doesn’t necessarily have anything to do with how we perceive it.

I had a nightmare I was pregnant a few weeks ago and it’s been haunting me. It made me want to go get an IUD immediately even though I have no need for me. I’ve never been and never plan on being pregnant so I really can't even imagine. It gives me cold chills just thinking about it.

One of my dogs took a dump in my harp case. This is grosser than that.

He used to have bleached tips.

My fav part about the duck dynasty dudes is that this look is just a gimmick. There's pictures of them from like 5 years ago where they just look like preppy country club boys

gay ones, too. Hopefully.

Well that’s the grossest thing I’ve seen today.

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I can’t wait until every one of their daughters grow up and turn into Commie Liberal Pinkos to get back at them.

the duck dynasty dude telling other people what to wear makes me extremely happy