Hell yes to Oded Fehr. He gets all my votes.

My guess would be that she was in denial about the death of her child and went so deep into shock that she got stuck performing that monotonous motion for hours. (In the vein of “He can’t be dead. See? We’re at the playground. Playing like we always do. Everything’s fine.”)

What about copyright? Shouldn’t it apply? If it does, the owners of these pictures should sue the hell out of him.

Now we only need to wait until this horrible show gets cancelled and we can have a celebratory gif party.

Yeah, the hypocrisy burns.

They should just cast Jennifer Lawrence in the role. She seems to be the ideal age for it, by Hollywood standards.

“She allegedly approached one student ... during a probing session and stated (she) was ‘sexy’ and should be an ‘escort girl’ (prostitute).”

Yeah, I always find it hilarious that men don’t want a “slut”, but still expect a woman to be great in bed and fulfill their every fantasy. As if everyone goes from virgin to sex goddess after having sex once.

Yep! And it has teeth!

You can use it as contraception.

Genuine question: Was it ever supposed to work? Is this how men think it ought to work?

“We need to examine the mentality of these applicants. If they are no longer virgins, if they are naughty, it means their mentality is not good.”

This. I usually hate the “there are starving children in Africa” argument that people keep using even when the situation doesn’t quite warrant it, but I think in this case it fits.

Him: Do you have any girlfriends that want to do a threesome?

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Due to small screen, I read the “Watch out, Liam” as “Watch Gollum” and then spent several minutes wondering whether she was going to bewitch him with the power of the One Ring.

Isn’t he too old for her?

This looks delicious. If the kid doesn’t want it, can I have it? Can this lady cook for me? I’ll happily eat all the shrimp in the world.

Yeah, they do. I live in Europe and we’re currently battling a child obesity epidemic because the kids are picky little shits who refuse to eat perfectly good food. The school canteens in my country actually cook pretty well-balanced, healthy meals (not all of them are always super tasty, but they’re definitely…