The Jennifer Aniston pregnancy tales are getting old and boring, so the writers of the tabloids have to find new victims to put on the cover. Luckily for them, the new showbiz generation is finally old enough for fantasy pregnancies.

By Nicholas Spark standards that’s pretty tame. Looks like this time he had to content himself “only” with the Holocaust. I bet he’ll double up on the cancer in his next number.

It’s a Nicholas Sparks movie and nobody dies (except for one old guy)? Blasphemy! I want my money back!

I live in Europe, Prague to be specific. I might as well be invisible, and it's not even due to age. I'm in my mid-twenties, but men have never really hit on me here, only abroad. I have no idea why that is.

Is that...a sexy Mary Poppins???

I have no idea what’s going on with all this, but this gif is weirdly mesmerizing.

Poor Drake. First he’s forced to kiss her and now he has to sit on her cooch for all eternity. He doesn’t look very happy about it.

There was a pretty hot bartender at my hotel and I met a few good-looking guys at a dance club in town. I didn't sleep with them, but the opportunity was definitely there. I was also in my late teens at the time, so that might have been a factor.

Looks like Björk has found her spiritual successor. At least in the wardrobe department.

I'm not a big fan of kids, but this photo makes me squee from the adorableness. I love how happy they both look.

The Mediterranean is pretty good for this. Whether you go to Greece, Italy or one of the Balear Islands (Mallorca, especially), there are always plenty of hot dudes interested in horny tourist ladies. Paris is great for flirting as well, but, surprisingly enough, the place where I got hit on the most was London. All I…

Parent of the year.

What these people say: “I support religious tolerance!”

My vote goes to Jezebel’s favourite vagina-tanning, clay-eating woodland nymph. I bet she can commune with nature and make herself Chinese somehow.

After all, she has plenty of experience with playing in drag. She can even repeat her legendary Peter Pan dance and call it the “Chinese Nesting Rooster Dance”. It will be a huge hit at the box office.

The pool is terrible. I am really surprised the Health Department has not shut it down. The water visibility is so poor that it is impossibAle to see a yard past your face, even with goggles. I swim twice a week and am very concerned for my health.

Question for the more computer savvy people here:

I can just see a pro-life politician reading this post, rubbing a thoughtful hand over his beard and going "Well, those people had the right idea about how to deal with these unmarried tramps. We could learn a thing or two from them."

Yes to all of this, except for the T-shirt dresses. They're fine if you are thin/average-sized, but if you're on the heavier side (or, like me, have thick legs that don't look good in short skirts), this doesn't work well. Regular T-shirts and a pair of jeans are better for this.