Poor Drake. First he’s forced to kiss her and now he has to sit on her cooch for all eternity. He doesn’t look very happy about it.
There was a pretty hot bartender at my hotel and I met a few good-looking guys at a dance club in town. I didn't sleep with them, but the opportunity was definitely there. I was also in my late teens at the time, so that might have been a factor.
Looks like Björk has found her spiritual successor. At least in the wardrobe department.
I'm not a big fan of kids, but this photo makes me squee from the adorableness. I love how happy they both look.
The Mediterranean is pretty good for this. Whether you go to Greece, Italy or one of the Balear Islands (Mallorca, especially), there are always plenty of hot dudes interested in horny tourist ladies. Paris is great for flirting as well, but, surprisingly enough, the place where I got hit on the most was London. All I…
Parent of the year.
What these people say: “I support religious tolerance!”
My vote goes to Jezebel’s favourite vagina-tanning, clay-eating woodland nymph. I bet she can commune with nature and make herself Chinese somehow.
After all, she has plenty of experience with playing in drag. She can even repeat her legendary Peter Pan dance and call it the “Chinese Nesting Rooster Dance”. It will be a huge hit at the box office.
The pool is terrible. I am really surprised the Health Department has not shut it down. The water visibility is so poor that it is impossibAle to see a yard past your face, even with goggles. I swim twice a week and am very concerned for my health.
Question for the more computer savvy people here:
I can just see a pro-life politician reading this post, rubbing a thoughtful hand over his beard and going "Well, those people had the right idea about how to deal with these unmarried tramps. We could learn a thing or two from them."
Yes to all of this, except for the T-shirt dresses. They're fine if you are thin/average-sized, but if you're on the heavier side (or, like me, have thick legs that don't look good in short skirts), this doesn't work well. Regular T-shirts and a pair of jeans are better for this.
This. I don’t understand how someone can just order human fluid on the internet and trust it to be safe. If it hasn’t been tested, you have no idea if it’s clean. There could be pathogens in it, or diseases or the person could be taking meds that get expressed into the milk. You never know.
This looks like someone painted a new face on top of her regular face. She looks so much better without it.
This looks a lot like what I wear every day. Just some foundation, eyeliner and the occasional lipstick. I like it.
Nothing says “classy” like a cheap-looking T-shirt with glittery print.
Does anyone still care about this? I mean, she’s been tabloid pregnant for, like, twenty years. One would think they would find something more interesting to write about after all this time.