How is babby formed?

Cue all the people who will start shouting about dirty socialism and bootstraps.

Well, dicks are nice and all, but I'm more interested in the curious case of the disappearing nipple. Last time I checked, boobs didn't work like that.

Didn't you know that the more vitamins you make your child eat, the healthier they will be? There's no such thing as too much vitamins, because vitamins are totally natural and good, like spring water or cyanide. Don't listen to those horrible doctors telling you how much vitamin your child can consume - they're just…

How can they be named One D if there are five men in the band? Unless four are secretly women in drag, that title is highly inaccurate.

If you cut of the left part of the review, you get: Hotdogs smell like farts from Christian buttcheeks.

I'm sure the twenty people standing behind you in the line will just love your in-depth conversation about race.

Fuck my life.

From my corner:

Is it even a real cat? It looks like a really creepy cat-shaped toy.

I wonder - if she was working in ER and a gay person came there with a serious injury, would she let them die because she refuses to treat people like that?

More like Hypocritical Oath in this case, am I right?

You know your religion probably isn't that great when even Satanists turn out to be better adjusted, more reasonable people than you.

You know, if they didn't have kids, I might even be tempted. But with little hellions running underfoot? No way.

You mean that he got a smile installed on his face?

Oh no! She's growing a baby Brown Hydra! Somebody stop this madness!

Yeah, it creeps me out a little bit, too. Not pregnant women as such, but the whole aspect of having a living organism growing inside you. People always go: "Ooooh, was that a kick, that is so adorable!" while I just imagine the squirming alien moving inside, pressing its limbs against your inner organs. It's creepy…

Good on them for making the arrests so quickly but still, this whole thing sucks.

Don't forget Chris Hemsworth. So many famous Chrises right now.

Chris Evans is dating Lily Collins.