LiAngelo probably thought the shopkeepers would be just like LaVar and not pay any attention to him.

Make up your damn minds people. I can only cancel/uncancel this Papa John’s order so many times.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

A fractured bone in his back and they expect him to be back on the field taking more punishment in two weeks? I wonder how long the owners, coaches and trainers would want to take off heavy lifting and high-impact activities if they or their family members had an injury like that. But hey, have him pop lots of pain…

This is a downer.

They’d better hope his son isn’t John.

This is a reminder that a call up to AA would mean Tim Tebow is a proud Binghamton Rumble Pony, which is just fantastic.

Finally, Richard Sherman admits to pass interference.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Oh, come on. You could have easily gone with all “F” sounds but you quit after just three words? Here you go.

Braves: We need a new stadium!

Chin up, St. Louis. At least your football team will go undefeated this season.

The Tennessee Titans just saved a QB from a future with the Cleveland Browns. They’re heroes.

Manziel says he and Gordon are testing themselves and staying positive.

I read it as Cheesecake Engergy...I think I’m hungry.

No I read it as Chestpeek Energy, but I’m a pervert.

Anybody else read this as Cheapskate Energy?