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Must be visiting BYU

The blocking on those screen passes is ATROCIOUS. Like instead of hands they have flippers.

Looks like Peterson finally learned not to go for the switch.

Sports talk guy: This Jets fool better have a steel spleen.

I think Bosa’s attitude had less to do with old college grudges than with the well known fact he just hates the browns. 

Ain’t no Cousins apologizing for butt stuff down here.

Khalil Mack was also an unannounced guest when he came in to sack Cousins on air because there was no one who bothered to stop him.

A reminder that the Broncos were rather recently Super Bowl champs with a stacked roster and one of the best defenses in the history of the sport. All they needed was a half-decent quarterback, Kaepernick wanted to go there, and Elway was willing to have him. But Elway insisted the Niners pay most of his salary…

The actual Tomsula Index is a list of businesses that will let you use their bathroom without having to buy anything. 

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

Jets fans are used to seeing who’s at quarterback and going, “Look - fuck.”

And I looked back and saw only one set of footprints in the sand, and I asked God, “Why, when I needed you most, why did you abandon me?” God replied, “No, Antonio, it was then that I carried you. Because you cryogenically froze your fucking feet. This was one month ago! How do you not remember this?”

Proposing a ballot measure that if Miami goes 0-16 no member of the 1972 Dolphins can ever drink another drop of champagne. 

this dog is better than 99% of the asshole 12-14 year old kids in my neighborhood

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

The last thing LaVar Ball needs is to be around more Suns that don’t play basketball well.

[LaVar Ball emerges from the woods]

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Whatever. Their helmets look like they had their face too close to the grill when they lit it.