Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

A deeply mediocre team quarterbacked by Nick Foles isn’t exactly a big draw for the citizens of Los Angeles

This is tasteless and I don’t care for it. My infant daughters saw that image and now they’re all screaming in unison. Thanks, Deadspin.

Andy Reid also banned hoverboards last week, saying he felt they caused his team to move too quickly for his taste.

That you Leaf?

1^st and 10

You know you fucked up when Philadelphia has the moral high ground

“WHAT A TIME TO BEE A HIVE!!!”

And for making Roger Goodell read papers with big-boy words that the lawyer-men gave him, instead of the funny papers and Elmo books he usually engages with on a day-to-day basis, the Pittsburgh Steelers have been fined $750,000 and will forfeit their 3rd and 5th round draft picks in the 2016 NFL Entry Draft.

“We want the ball, and we’re gonna sc—”

This explains why Peyton and Kubiak compromised on the Pistol.

“Oh, so now you guys start emphasizing butt hygiene.”

I’m gonna shoot myself in the head if I hear another one of these fucking ads.

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He’s not the first person to say this. Most secondaries also think Weeden’s passes are gifted.