Their jerseys look like they belong in one of those fictional football leagues from movies.

DAT ASS.

Guys, this is definitely legit. I totally remember the Star Trek episode where the Enterprise fought a giant sports mascot by ramming it in the head.

Well I can now confirm my wife is not a horrible space creature.

Spock

Is doesn’t take a bird lover to know that the Jayhawk is closely related to the Swallow.

Being familiar with NCAA marching bands, I can say with that was absolutely not an accident.

Bartolo Colon is the human embodiment of ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Then you come across a photo of what D-Mac actually looks like which can only be described as a hamster with glasses

The Jets-iest story ever somehow just got even more Jets-ier

“We like the way he gets to and hits the quarterback”

“We can neither confirm nor deny the existence or nonexistence of a criminal investigation until such a time as a person is charged with a crime,” said Hamburg Police Chief Gregory G. Wickett.

Lot to comprehend here, but the verdict’s in......

Told by team official sounds made in speakers during Nats BP were inadvertent. But being looked at internally.