Women’s soccer and women’s tennis are every bit as good as the men’s game.

WHEN BAHSTAN SPAHTS FANS STAWP COMPLAININ ABOWT TAHM BRADY AND HIS DEFLATED FOOTBAHS SO PRAHBABLY NEVAH

OWAH NUCLEAH WASTELAND IS BETTAH THAN YAW NUCLEAH WASTELAND

Just got the weirdest sense of deja vu. Creepy.

"ohyeahbabyworkit"

Coach: Sorry, but you are going to need to lose some extra pounds if you want to be on the field for the AFC Championship.

2014: NFL suspends Gordon 10 games

[Roger Goodell storms into NFL office, throws blonde wig at deputy commissioner]

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

They often have to change their numbers when their phones have been taken as part of a rape investigation.

Like, why the fuck would she leave her couch there?

His new number is too long to fit on it.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

RYAN: Mike... I just wanted to tell you, up-front, that I don't agree with this decision. But it's time for you to pass the torch.

I DON'T F**KING CARE WHAT THE EXPLANATION IS FOR PRATT'S DINO PACK. I HAVE WAITED MY ENTIRE LIFE TO SEE THAT PUT TO FILM.

Fortunately, Cutler is immune to criticism. Unlike his kids, who aren't immune to a goddamn thing.