Cereals, Ranked APPROPRIATELY

Told you so.

Outrageous! Not a single drop of ink was spilled when the site of these breasts made several athletes spontaneously orgasm.

If you straighten out the paperclip, and stick it in the tiny hole on the West side of FirstEnergy Stadium, it will reset the Browns and they can start from scratch.

Proof of one time this has ever happened, please. Because there are plenty of examples of gay people actually being turned away when they actually tried to buy something.

Louisville said coach Bobby Petrino "is aware of the situation."

Nightmare Bear eating it.

Eh, I always liked the big inflatable toilet. I mean, yeah, you could hear rats running around beneath the bleachers when we went to punt there during the week, it may have collapsed on its own a time or two, but you knew that Morton Andersen was always gonna be perfect on field goals there.

I'm going for the inevitable moment when Lebron leaves the Toons for the Monstars

Can't you go and do that on water?!

Teammate: Hey Jesus, what's gonna be your walk-up music this year?

I've got a neighbor who is all into this. He's got a bunker with a ten year supply of canned goods, so he's ready. He even gave me a tour. While I was down there, I stole his can opener though.

UEFA: [hands out four-match ban]

So she's quickly adapted from being visibly disappointed and disgusted, to throwing in the towel, giving up, and faking satisfaction. That's nothing new. Every woman I've ever slept with does that.

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

– Every teenage boy looking at three swimsuit models

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

Fucking Icarus, just can't let things go.