Courage !

Go directly to jail, motherfuckers.

They’ll remove it and call it “brave.”

The explanation is self evident. The SEC is toothless and they paid the right guys to not care.

This is insider trading right? These guys are going to be charged with securities fraud, face a judge and receive a stern finger wagging and a slap on the wrist that might turn red, right?

Agreed.. this makes no sense. I cannot imagine not having Touch ID to log in, pay for things, unlock the phone surreptitiously during a meeting to check something, etc. How the hell would face recognition work when it’s winter and I’m covered up, or have sunglasses on or a million other things? I just can’t believe…

And you have to look away from the road to try to find the info you want on a cluttered screen. Suckville, population you.

And that is the problem. Everything is controlled via a screen that you have to look at, vs. discrete tactile controls that don’t require you to take your eyes off the road.

There is a big difference between a lack of grill and a center mounted touch screen master control.

I’m fine with changes made for good reasons.

Just what we need, more people distracted by screens in a car.

Great, now can Google please kill off their stupid “AMP” search results? It makes pages super buggy and you always have to click through the actual link in order to view comments or make them. It’s really just a pain in the ass and they should at least implement an option to turn it off.

Well when you’re job requires it now because everything is digital instead of paper like it used to be than yeah that’s a big problem.

Good on them.

Yeah, after a twitter take-down in a brief bit of clarity she realized it was all her own doing:

Nah, bro. Lena Dunham gets attacked because she both invites it and deserves it. And you also know deep down she loves it.

Adopting a pet you already know that your significant other is allergic to is one of the the most low-key passive-aggressive bullshit things I’ve ever heard.

Is this the same person who was jealous of the women who were fortunate enough to have an abortion? Or am I confusing this person with the woman who assumed OBJ must be misogynistic for not being interested in her goofy ass at some gala?

I have weathered a lot of micro-scandals but this one hurts MOST, because of the vulnerability of letting people know Lamby and my story, and because I miss him so damn much. I know I’m a lot of fun to place your issues on, but I won’t let anyone hang their hat on this peg. Not this time.

“It’s just hard to believe the dog was nasty when she took Lamby to every green room with her when Girls was still a thing 4 years ago.”