Can't wait for the first WEEI caller to say that Lester should have died of cancer.

Also, as a Sox fan, I think the other way around. Cespedes is an average-to-good hitter and a good fielder. Not great in either facet. Lester is having a lights-out year after being excellent last year and dominant in the post-season. I think the A's made out a bit on this deal, even if they had to take Gomes too.…

Even if that is true, and I don't know/care if it is, he will still command a huge pay bump that the A's would prefer not to pay. Just a great trade for both teams.

"Cespedes is owed $10.5 million next season and will become a free agent during the 2015-16 offseason. The Red Sox do not control him as an arbitration-eligible player after next year."

FUCK Derek Jeter.

I mean... I didn't have to google... but is this you trying to get recs for someone else's cool/funny invention? I'm not getting the connection. Or is it your way of introducing a wider audience to the TOOTBLAN concept? Okay... but in that case why not just present & explain it? That would have worked better than this…

I was going to say BB-caught stealing 2-1-6-1-5.

What I don't get is, why did the runner on third feel he had to put himself in danger? He could've just stood on third and said "Dude naw," couldn't he?

His name is Brandon Poulson.

Finch: [Signs with Twins]

"That's strange....why do I have an erection all of a sudden?"

Um..yeah....so they can correct the process that lead to them getting wrong....because morons.

Now playing outfield for the Rangers, Tommy Walker.

Just checking to see if I'm following this correctly... Your handle is "RIP DJ SCREW" and you believe Vin Scully is overrated? Am I right so far?

I grew up listening to Harry Kalas in the last 18 years of his career, and the argument was always Kalas vs. Scully. Being a 10-year-old Phillies fan, of course I sided with Kalas.

écoutez

You know what else is overrated? Ice cream, and cookies, and chocolate, and chocolate cookie ice cream, and sex with women, and men, and sex with women and men while eating chocolate cookie ice cream. Everyone likes them for BS reasons.

Jimmy Kimmel > Jimmy Fallon

That didn't really answer the question.

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