I had my cat, Mooshi, before I had a wife.

Sam Adams’ seasonal pumpkin ale and Oktoberfest are both amazing, FYI

☐ Mayweather

That’s a lot of words to say “I don’t know shit about shit.”

Yeah, what a heads up play.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

Can’t anyone just pick him up for the major league minimum, now that he’s released? I think other teams would have been responsible for his contract if they had claimed him after the DFA.

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing to get upset over.

You’re the reason Donald Trump won.

I bet you’re fun at parties.

So with no Mikes are they just gonna yell really loud or something?

In my head I started reading the block quote in Joe Buck’s voice, but after two sentences I got bored and read the rest in Vin Scully’s voice.

“Is this the fake address the Blues Brothers gave the Illinois Nazis?”

“I’d hit it.”

My man loves the movie ‘The Usual Suspects,’ but hates that you never learn who Keyser Söze is.

Christ, how are the biggest pricks the most wrong ALL OF THE TIME?

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.

It’s a 10 lane highway with a speed limit of 55 mph. Trying to sneak across it (at 5 mph!) when you know your light doesn’t give you enough time to clear it is the definition of reckless driving.

The other driver was in her 70's, so maybe not the fastest reflexes. Still, Venus was at fault.

Who knows? The only witnesses in the report all say she entered the intersection on a red and she was moving so it is pretty damning. Blaming the victim for not having better reactions to Venus’s illegal actions seems strange though.