I legitimately am. Well, I legitimately was, until all the best players in the world opted out. Again. It’s a disappointment I go through every 4 years.

You and your family are bad people.

Still can’t believe he never made the bigs. Would’ve loved to see him pitch.

Clears his name. Even if his sentence was light he was still a convicted criminal. Now he no longer is.

Dude, they have to have SOMEBODY vote.

The two turtle doves part would stay the same.

Mia Khalifa is my favorite pornbot.

It is something he should talk to his therapist about, but there’s an unfair sense of judgement in a response like that.

I’m fat and sad. Say something to cheer me up.

Fernandez made the Cardinals seem somewhat likeable. One more miracle and he’ll be eligible for sainthood.

Counterpoint: It’s Howard Dean. Not someone that matters.

+1/2 + 1/2

“Pittsburgh, Pa. today, according to Golfweek. He was 87.”

Idk, Hole is pretty 90s.

I'm so glad this got out of the greys.

Basic repairs? Sure. Fresh paint job? Depends on the lease. New scoreboard? Go back to fucking Weet Virginia.

What's updog?

I thought it was a great moment of unity. Whether you believe #BlackLivesMatter or #BlueLivesMatter, we can all agree: Canada blows.

Change your name. No one is taking the bait anymore.

Obviously I haven’t read the ordinance, but could local business owners just open up their lots after business hours, free of charge? Obviously they’d get nothing out of it but it’d be a nice, big ol’ middle finger to the Braves.