It’s gonna be awesome when it’s like mid-September and Cardinal fans are commenting “are you gonna do this all season??”

This honestly sounds more like the Dundies than the Razzies.

Braves leaving town? As in Atlanta Braves? They're originally from Boston, not Buffalo. Unless there's another Braves team I'm forgetting.

How many cows are we talking? Are they ill-tempered? Is this like a cage match or could they do a surprise attack?

Not bad.

That’s more just the infield. The entire field is the shape of Prince’s head. (RIP)

Good Kinja, as they say.

Right but if that's the case how did Schumer come into possession of this photo to post on her own account? Did she ask the guy for it afterwards?

I'm confused. How did Amy get the picture to post on her own account?

More like Cripplers.

Presumably the goat can’t consent. So the real question is “would you rape a goat for your true love?” It now becomes a moral dilemma.

Give me your KFM out of all the Deadspin staff.

I know we’ve all spent plenty of time blowing Jon, but seriously it’s hard to comprehend the consistent brilliance of his work. I’m trying to think of a better post-Twain American satirist.

which are all exactly the same as the jokes in the trailer. As I said.

Ok, well saying “the premise is flawed by design” isn’t really a good defense.

“unlessthe key to the movie is Ryan Reynolds’ brilliant comic timing.”

I saw it, thought it was good-ish but wasn’t blown away. The jokes you get in the trailer are pretty much what you see in the movie.

+1 Golden State won btw

Since I’m permanently stuck in 1969:

Shitty Beatles, were they any good?