Not the long-term gain of getting your degree and having that for the rest of your life.

Good job.

The only thing that could've made it better would be including the "Zimmer vs. Perdo" moment.

How are you guys having so much trouble understanding what occurred?

Someone cue the Randy Marsh clip.

Things, Ranked.

God dammit. Be funny.

You are a bad person.

Correct.

They actually do if you can read.

What was done for Ripken and Jones doesn't come close to what's happening with Jeter.

Oh sorry, I didn't know you were, like, a tough guy.

It's pretty fucking easy to be "modest" when the largest media market in the nation is constantly singing your praises.

My God this whole conversation was the best part of the all-star game.

Thank God Tony Gwynn's selfishly timed death didn't end up interfering with the Derek Jeter show in the least.

My God, you're right. Something good might come from this faux outrage.

"Last night?" It's been terrible for over a decade.

Looks like the Heat is on.

LeBron Hoo?

Jesus, not since The Honeymooners has domestic abuse been so amusing.