I don't understand a word you just said.

I bet Yasiel Puig can reform this guy.

So, yes?

What prompted this? Did you find this post particularly pro-Puig?

This entire lineup looks like a row of "Guess Who?" cards.

That joke is a potato.

People who make "change the mascot to a potato" jokes should be arrest, IMHO.

College student? He's like 36 years old.

Burks is still around, he just goes by Matt Kemp now.

He's pretty fat.

And he has a fucking awesome Mother's Cookie hologram baseball card.

No.

It's kinda creeping me out.

Well fuck me.

Because they're both stupid.

It's pretty funny.

I still don't get how he's "ruining" the drafts. Ignore his picks. There's your mock draft.

His response to their anger is the best part. "obviously you wanted manziel too"

He's the lead runner. Where are the other runners advancing to? The runner going from second to third can't go any further. The running going from first is already out. All that really happens is the batter ends up reaching first then continuing to second.

The guys will have the unfair advantage of having much stronger right hands.