It's him. Follow him. It's an amazing account.

It's him.

Once at an Indians game, he commented on the dude who bangs the drum endlessly:

That's my favorite line from White Chicks.

And it's between Maryland and Pittsburgh?? Duh Fuck have I been??

Well, I was gonna go for the easy rape joke, but that'd be a bit tasteless for a story about something serious like football.

Yeah but he stronk.

Bet you love AJ Ellis, though.

This whole conversation just made the joke even funnier.

Really could've used a GIF on this one. She was saying "WOOOOWWW" in a really awkward, oddly enthusiastic way, right after Oklahoma scored before the half (or maybe it was right after the missed FG).

Technically Puig isn't an All-Star, because the MLB is a crock of shit.

Nevermind. I don't think you know what Moneyball is.

Beane is banking on rival Front Offices to have the same view that you do.

You missed this one.

One of you is a college baseball fan, right? Any thoughts on Collegiate Baseball's pre-season poll that just came out?

No.

But it wouldn't affect the fans. Player's market values would change, but no way in hell owners would pass on those savings to fans that have already show they're willing to pay at a premium.

No, I don't remember that. And neither do you.

Still better than Christmas Jammies.

This awful family destroyed Christmas forever. Don't call us the Grinch.