They were called Wings, idiot.

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HumbleBragging. "We're so goofy and likable, don't you wish you were awesome as us?"

YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!!

Stop fucking saying the wife is hot. She is damaged goods and her vag probably smells like it was romanced with an empty bottle of Wild Turkey.

YES.

You should. You're an awful person.

+1

I'M GUY 3, ASSHOLE!

Anyone else find it suspicions his offense spiked so quickly? Kiss the Hall of Fame goodbye, Fireschnoz.

YOU'RE A DESPERATE ATTEMPT AT HUMOR!

Tebow?

The eras don't really match up well for a straight comparison.

Fuck it. Let's just pool some money together and start the National Baseball Hall of Very Good. These essays and drawings will be used as plaques. Any player that gets on the Hall of Fame Ballot automatically gets in the HOVG (unless he actually gets inducted into the HOF - fucking sellout).

And I would agree.

Well, it's the "National Baseball Hall of Fame," but I don't give a shit. Count his NPB stats.

Well done, Dallas-Fort Worth Metro area. Your baseball team now as better football players than your football team.

God damn it. +1

He's gone through life being named Brooks. I'm pretty sure this shit won't shame him much.

I bet you'd also do steroids if you were assured not to get caught and would get a huge contract extension out of it. Asshole.